A bit of Friday humour

[Jason Ferris]

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal received numerous calls:

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing
trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will
have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me
respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing
only what Mother Nature gave me. Kiss me in the right place, and I'm
yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy."

More than 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.